DAY BY DAY

• 1/2 EMPTY OR 1/2 FULL THAT GLASS STILL NEEDS MORE VODKA • IF MARTHA STEWART AND BOB MARLEY HAD A CHILD THAT WAS RAISED BY JOSIE STEVENS AND CAROLINA HERRERA I WOULD BE HER • ECCENTRICITY IS THE NEW NORM • IS THE FIRST TO LAUGH AT MY OWN BAD JOKES • KNOWS HOW TO MAKE AN AMAZING MEAL BUT WOULD RATHER MAKE RESERVATIONS • FRENCH MANICURE FOR EVERYDAY WEAR • INFINITELY CURIOUS • COULD HAPPILY SURVIVE ON COCA COLA, BELVEDERE, SONIC CHEESEBURGERS AND HERSHEY CHOCOLATES • PENS HAND WRITTEN THANK YOU NOTES TO EVERYONE WITH TOO MANY SMILEY FACES • SIGNATURE SCENT OF JEAN PAUL GAULTIER• THINKS SMILING AND SEX MAYBE THE CURE FOR EVERYTHING • LEARNING MMA BUT APOLOGIZES EVERYTIME I HIT SOMEONE • NOT BOSSY JUST RIGHT 95% OF THE TIME • TV GUIDE AND THE WEATHER CHANNEL ARE MY FAVORITE CHANNELS • NEVER THINKS WEARING HEELS ARE INAPPROPRIATE OR IMPRACTICAL NO MATTER WHAT THE SITUATION• FOREVER SMILING AND LAUGHING REGARDLESS OF HOW GRIM THE SITUATION MAY LOOK • THE GREATEST DANCER IN MY OWN EYES • 100% PROUD JAMAICAN • WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU ALL •




“Man can will nothing unless he has first understood that he must count on no one but himself; that he is alone, abandoned on earth in the midst of his infinite responsibilities, without help, with no other aim than the one he sets himself" -Sarte